My Pretty Pink Palace

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panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

portraitofablonde:

androcidal:

boomette:

genuinedaydots:

home-of-amazons:

portraitofablonde:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

^

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

Lets all say a prayer for every poor girl who’s ever slept with the creator of this image……

let us bow our heads

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

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I have a new theory

nudityandnerdery:

David Wenham is the anti-Sean Bean.

Your dad sends you off in a hopeless battle against an overwhelming number of orcs?

Don’t die.

Hugh Jackman drags you along to fight vampires in Transylvania?

Don’t die.

Join a suicide mission to stop the Persian army for Sparta?

Don’t die.

I”m not sure that guy can be killed.

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